Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

An Italian police officer stops them and says,
“Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro”

“Votz do you mean, it’s illegal ?” the German drivers asks.

“Quattro means four!” the policeman answers.

“Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile”the German shouts …
“Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5
people !”

“You canta pulla thata one on me !” says the Italian policeman.
“Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your carre and you
are therefore breakinge the lawe!”

The German driver gets mad and shouts
“You ideeiot ! Call ze zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zum vun viz more intelligence!!!”

“Sorry” the Italian says, “He cantta comea.
He’s a buzy with a two guys ina FIAT UNO.”

NOTE: My thanks to a dear friend T.Eralp who send me the joke
via mail…

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